Post by |AoD| Horvath on Jun 20, 2007 11:53:22 GMT -6
A guy walks into a hotel bar, pulls out a frog and says, "A shot of whiskey for me and a beer for my frog."
The bartender says, "We don't serve frogs here."
The man says, "Ah, but this is a very special frog. He is the World Champion pussy eater!"
The bartender thinks a moment, then says, "Well, in that case, I'm going to make an acception."
The man then goes into the loo, but when he comes out his frog is missing. "Where's my frog?" he asks.
The bartender tells him the young woman who was seated at the bar took the frog with her up to her room. The man gets her room number and races up there. When he opens the door he finds the woman naked, spread-eagled on the bed with the frog between her legs. "This frog doesn't know how to eat pussy!", she says.
The man climbs onto the bed and says, "Froggie, this is the last time I'm going to show you how it's done!"
The bartender says, "We don't serve frogs here."
The man says, "Ah, but this is a very special frog. He is the World Champion pussy eater!"
The bartender thinks a moment, then says, "Well, in that case, I'm going to make an acception."
The man then goes into the loo, but when he comes out his frog is missing. "Where's my frog?" he asks.
The bartender tells him the young woman who was seated at the bar took the frog with her up to her room. The man gets her room number and races up there. When he opens the door he finds the woman naked, spread-eagled on the bed with the frog between her legs. "This frog doesn't know how to eat pussy!", she says.
The man climbs onto the bed and says, "Froggie, this is the last time I'm going to show you how it's done!"
*ribbit*
