Post by |AoD|LEADSOUP on Feb 26, 2009 5:44:50 GMT -6
There's an old drunk sitting in the bar and he starts to get sick. So he runs to the bathroom and pukes all over his shirt as he's puking. He comes out an says to the bartender, my wife is gonna be so pissed she just cleaned this shirt. The bartender says come here, give me a ten dollar bill. So he does. Then the bartender takes the ten dollars an puts it in the old mans top pocket of his shirt. Then the bartender says, listen when you get home tell your wife some guy puked on you and put ten dollars in your top pocket to get the shirt cleaned. The old man says thats a great idea. So he goes home and walks in the front door, the wife says I can't believe that you puked on that clean shirt. Then he reaches in his top pocket pulls the bill out an says this guy who puked on me gave me ten bucks to get it cleaned. The wife says, well thats fine but this is a twenty-dollar bill? Then the old man says, Oh yea I forgot to tell you, he shit in my pants too...
