Post by |AoD|CorpseSquatch on Aug 3, 2010 23:47:13 GMT -6
YES THIS IS REAL!!!
My wife of 12 years packed up her belongings last year and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
"You forgot something" I told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", I said.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
And this is what I did.....
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. The current list can be found under THE (NOT QUITE) 101 USES tab. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.
Contact me at myexwifesweddingdress@gmail.com
Web Site myexwifesweddingdress.com/about/
LoL Dress Use #29 Dog Bed
Dress Use #25 Mop
List of uses
◦Footrest
◦Campfire Chair
◦Tablecloth
◦Grill Cover
◦Scarecrow
◦Gym Towel
◦Shoe Polish Rag
◦Honda Element Floor Liner
◦Dog Toy
◦Drop Cloth (for painting)
◦Camera Lens Cloth
◦Yoga Mat
◦Oil Pan
◦Gas Cap
◦Sporting Event Banner
◦Ice Pack
◦Mop
◦Pasta Strainer
◦Christmas Tree Skirt
◦Jump Rope
◦Barber Smock
◦Coffee Filter
◦Dish Rag
◦Dental Floss
◦Tree Support
◦Hammock
◦Car Wash Towel
◦Oven Mitt
◦Dog Bed
◦Door Mat
◦Soccer Net
◦Golf Towel
◦Litter Box Liner
◦Grill Apron
◦Sleeping Bag
◦Oil Rag
◦Golf Net
◦Umbrella
◦SMART-Car Cover
◦Leaf Bag
◦Grocery Bag
◦Snuggie
◦Tent
My wife of 12 years packed up her belongings last year and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.
"You forgot something" I told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", I said.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
And this is what I did.....
Help me come up with 101 uses for this dress. I have many good ones but need more to complete 101. The current list can be found under THE (NOT QUITE) 101 USES tab. Please submit your ideas by making a comment. Thanks.
Contact me at myexwifesweddingdress@gmail.com
Web Site myexwifesweddingdress.com/about/
LoL Dress Use #29 Dog Bed
Dress Use #25 Mop
List of uses
◦Footrest
◦Campfire Chair
◦Tablecloth
◦Grill Cover
◦Scarecrow
◦Gym Towel
◦Shoe Polish Rag
◦Honda Element Floor Liner
◦Dog Toy
◦Drop Cloth (for painting)
◦Camera Lens Cloth
◦Yoga Mat
◦Oil Pan
◦Gas Cap
◦Sporting Event Banner
◦Ice Pack
◦Mop
◦Pasta Strainer
◦Christmas Tree Skirt
◦Jump Rope
◦Barber Smock
◦Coffee Filter
◦Dish Rag
◦Dental Floss
◦Tree Support
◦Hammock
◦Car Wash Towel
◦Oven Mitt
◦Dog Bed
◦Door Mat
◦Soccer Net
◦Golf Towel
◦Litter Box Liner
◦Grill Apron
◦Sleeping Bag
◦Oil Rag
◦Golf Net
◦Umbrella
◦SMART-Car Cover
◦Leaf Bag
◦Grocery Bag
◦Snuggie
◦Tent
