Post by |AoD| Horvath on Jul 5, 2005 16:44:52 GMT -6
WHERE'S MY ROOSTER
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the ten chickens and one cock rooster he kept in a hen house at the back of the church.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and so the priest, who had for a long time suspected that cock fighting was taking place in the village, decided to mention it in church the next morning.
At mass, he addressed the congregation, "Has anyone here got a cock?"
All of the men stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant, has anyone SEEN a cock?"
All of the women stood up.
"NO, NO" he said somewhat exasperated "that wasn't what I meant either, has anyone seen a cock that does NOT belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up.
"Jesus and Mary" he muttered quietly, "No, no no. Let me rephrase the question, has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the choirboys stood up.
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the ten chickens and one cock rooster he kept in a hen house at the back of the church.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and so the priest, who had for a long time suspected that cock fighting was taking place in the village, decided to mention it in church the next morning.
At mass, he addressed the congregation, "Has anyone here got a cock?"
All of the men stood up.
"No, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant, has anyone SEEN a cock?"
All of the women stood up.
"NO, NO" he said somewhat exasperated "that wasn't what I meant either, has anyone seen a cock that does NOT belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up.
"Jesus and Mary" he muttered quietly, "No, no no. Let me rephrase the question, has anyone seen MY cock?"
All the choirboys stood up.
