Post by |AoD| Horvath on Mar 2, 2006 16:25:22 GMT -6
Q: What do a condom and a coffin have in common
A: Both hold stiffs.
Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"?
A: "Is it in?"
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
A: Both hold stiffs.
Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"?
A: "Is it in?"
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
