Sex definitions

[|AoD|SiN]

Sex Definitions...

Sex in a boat = Oargasms

Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms

Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms

Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms

Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms

Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms

Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms

Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms

Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms

Sex with an accountant = Boregasms

Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms

Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms

Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms

Sex while broke = Poorgasms

Sex with a lion = Roargasms

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms

Sex on a golf course = Foregasms

Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms

Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms

Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms

Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms

Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms

Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms

Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms

Sex on the beach = Shoregasms

Sex when you get an award = Honogasms

Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms

Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms

Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms

Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms

Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms

Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms

Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms

Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms

Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms

Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms

Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms

Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms

Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms

Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms

Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms

Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms

Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms

Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms

Sex while flying = Soargasms

Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms

Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms

Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms

Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms

Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms

Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms

Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms

Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms

Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms

Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms

Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms

Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms

Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms

Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms

Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms

Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms

Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms

Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms

Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms

Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms

Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms

Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms

Sex without a climax = Nogasms

[|AoD| Horvath]

LOL

thats teh BEST SIGNATURE EVAR!

[¦ÄðЦ†ĦØlÿŴÅ؆]

I FULLY FUCKING AGREE WACK WACK SPLAT SPLAT LOL J/K
Where did you get that?

[|AoD| Horvath]

sup dan how's the new rig going ?

[¦ÄðЦ†ĦØlÿŴÅ؆]

So fast so great. Just ordered another gig of ram. Nice to pick and choose what I wanted to put in the rig. Can upgrade anything I like. ;D

[|AoD| Horvath]

I'm happy for ya bro... if computer shit weren't so fucking high priced I'd be playing BF2 with ya

[¦ÄðЦ†ĦØlÿŴÅ؆]

Are computer prices really high down there? Lets say you wanted to get a P III with normal stuff and run of the mill monitor, how much would that run you in American currency?

[|AoD| Horvath]

well, if Brazil's currency (R$) had the same value as US$, lets say I'd spend something around ~ $1500

[|AoD|SiN]

Way to hijack my joke thread assmunches lol...

[¦ÄðЦ†ĦØlÿŴÅ؆]

How in the hell did you get my wife to dance like that for you! ;D Hey and thats MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[|AoD| Horvath]

LMAO OH GOD IMA BE LOL'ing all day LOL

[|AoD|SiN]

holywar said:

How in the hell did you get my wife to dance like that for you! ;D Hey and thats MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wife told me that you're just a "wee man"...What does that mean? Perhaps that's why she doesn't dance like that for you?

As for MY IPOD, it was a gift from your wife...She's just borrowing it from me while she does her little dance...

[|AoD|SiN]

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