Post by |AoD| Horvath on Mar 3, 2007 8:45:43 GMT -6
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
A. Potpourri
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
A. Potpourri
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
