Post by |AoD|SiN on Feb 2, 2006 14:06:21 GMT -6
This is from the pvp section of the World of Warcraft forums from a guy named "Randomhero"...Priceless!
Subject: OUT DPS'D BY A PALLY, OUT TANK'D BY A MAGE | 2/1/2006 4:17:29 PM PST
Seriously guys I logged in today, expecting a fun day in WoW pvping mainly, and running a few instances, under normal circumstances great fun, however today my world would be irrecovably shaken.
First, in BG, this pally was out-dpsing me and I was like WTF MAN YOU CANT DO DPS MAN STOP MAN i mean they can already like HEAL and bubble and it made me so mad so I went and mentioned it on the pally forums and they flamed me so I got scared and ran.
Then I was playing some WSG and then a mage comes up and throws up mana shield or whatever and then takes LIKE TWICE THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE I CAN, i mean seriously how much mana does a mage have, like 32000000bajillion? add that to their health and its like WTFHAXPWNSAUCE i mean HAX i cant do anything about that, it made me so mad i went to the mage forums and they yelled at me with something like their broken and the sheep actually looking like a furry pig or something so I was like WTF guys dang.
So then I was still playing this game of WSG and then this SHAMMY came up to me. So I was like WTF ill pwn him wiht my uber WW axe but then he like dropped sticks with arms or something and they like SLOWED and BALLED ME WITH FIRE, I mean SERIOUSLY how can a stupid stick do that? I mean i got WTFPWNED and I was so mad that i went to the shammy forums and said WTF IS UP WITH YOUR SHTICKS OF DOOM and their somehting like "go away alliance noob" so i was like ok... WTF GUYS DANG
Then this druid came up to me and I was like "LETS GO COW" and he did some roots-comming-out-of-the-ground-thing and all of uh sudden I was like OMGIMSTUCKHAX and he started shooting me with green balls and this pillar of light so I was like WTF and i intercepted him but then he somehow turned into A FREAKIN BEAR and i was like HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO THAT YOUR a STUPID COW so he like mauled me to death with his clawz of doom bbut i was gonna kill him but then he turned into a COW AGIAN and then HEALED then i was ded and i was like WTFMANHAX. So i went to the druid forums, and told them that and they said something like "if the x of y =z than you cant be a participle phrase" so i was like WTF DANG GUYZ
Then this troll hunter came up to me and I was like LETS GO and he somehow pulled a big red arrow out of the sky over my head and like i couldnt charge so i was like WTF HAX YOU LOOK LIKE AN OCTUPUS YOU STUPID TROLL then he sent a friggan owl at me? an OWL???@?!?!?! I was like WTF man and he started like shootin me with like a gun or something and i like moved slower and his pet was like eating my brain and his arrows like peircing my liver i dont know how he had arrows while using a gun but he definately did but then i like died. So I went to the hunter forums and told them but they were talking something about how the owl is like food for an otter or something like fish eat cats only but i was like WTF DANG.
THEN IF YOU CAN BELIEVE it i got into AB so i was like cool the basin of arathi time to WTFPWN some noobs. Then this warrior came up to me and i was like WTF MAN and he like stuck a string in my ham or something and i like couldnt walk so i was like damn then he like shouted me and made me bleed so i was like WTFHAXE and then like he wacked me with this hammer and my hed hurt so he ws like BAM EXECUTE and i like died. So I went to the warrior forums and complained and they were kinda like "eh wtf? yur a warrior" so i was like WTF DANG.
Then I saw a priest and i was like man im gonna WTF PWN YOU and the preist like threw up a sheild and i was like WTFMANHAX and then he like flyaed my mind or something and i was like NO MAN GET OUT OF MY BRAIN and then he like HEALED HIMSELF DAMN and i was like WTF??!? and then he was like back at full health and then killed me i was like WTF YOU CANT HEAL YOURSELF YOU STUPID PREIST IF I CANT HAXHHAHAXHHAHXHAHHX. So i went to the priest forumss and complained and they said something like "when i ran MC a druid outhealed me" so i was like dang they arent listeing i mean WTF dang
THEN this rougue came out of nowhere and i was like WTFHAXHOWDUDOTHAT and then like hti me with like a dagger and i was like WTF YOU DAGGER ISNT LONG ENUFF TO PEIRCE MY ARMOR but then he like sapped me i mean WTF SAP COMES FROM A DANG TREE but then he like ran around doing krazy damage and i was like WTFMANSTOPLXPZOIMGONNAPWNU and then like dissapeared again and i was like OMGHAX and suurriously then he came up and killd me and i was like WTFHAX MAN GO PICK SOME POCKETS so i wtn to the rougue forums and they were happy that i spelld rougue right but then said go mate with a cow and call myself the father of the tauren race so i was like WTFDANG
THEN i went up against a warlock and her like demon succubus thingy came up and like wass gettin all seductive on me and i was like ok im down with that but then like WTF I GOT BLASTED BY A DANG BALL OF KRAZY DPS and the i liek ran at the warlock but he hit me with like DOTS and i was like DOTS WTF ARE DOTS I SEE NO DOTS but then i startd to see dots from bashing mmy head into the keyboard from anger but then the warlcok like did soemthing with dmg and like WTFPWNEDME so i was like what@!?!?!? so i went to the warlock forums and was like WTFMAN and they said something like "you actually took the seduction seroiusly? dang man get a lyphe" and they didnt lissen to me so i was like WTF DANG
SO THEN I COME HERE because i just got WTFPWNSAUCED by a bunch of guys and i hope you guys take my arguments more sersiously bcause im like WTFMADMAN aand its ticking my tocker and im PEE OED reallllll bad.
Subject: OUT DPS'D BY A PALLY, OUT TANK'D BY A MAGE | 2/1/2006 4:17:29 PM PST
Seriously guys I logged in today, expecting a fun day in WoW pvping mainly, and running a few instances, under normal circumstances great fun, however today my world would be irrecovably shaken.
First, in BG, this pally was out-dpsing me and I was like WTF MAN YOU CANT DO DPS MAN STOP MAN i mean they can already like HEAL and bubble and it made me so mad so I went and mentioned it on the pally forums and they flamed me so I got scared and ran.
Then I was playing some WSG and then a mage comes up and throws up mana shield or whatever and then takes LIKE TWICE THE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE I CAN, i mean seriously how much mana does a mage have, like 32000000bajillion? add that to their health and its like WTFHAXPWNSAUCE i mean HAX i cant do anything about that, it made me so mad i went to the mage forums and they yelled at me with something like their broken and the sheep actually looking like a furry pig or something so I was like WTF guys dang.
So then I was still playing this game of WSG and then this SHAMMY came up to me. So I was like WTF ill pwn him wiht my uber WW axe but then he like dropped sticks with arms or something and they like SLOWED and BALLED ME WITH FIRE, I mean SERIOUSLY how can a stupid stick do that? I mean i got WTFPWNED and I was so mad that i went to the shammy forums and said WTF IS UP WITH YOUR SHTICKS OF DOOM and their somehting like "go away alliance noob" so i was like ok... WTF GUYS DANG
Then this druid came up to me and I was like "LETS GO COW" and he did some roots-comming-out-of-the-ground-thing and all of uh sudden I was like OMGIMSTUCKHAX and he started shooting me with green balls and this pillar of light so I was like WTF and i intercepted him but then he somehow turned into A FREAKIN BEAR and i was like HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO THAT YOUR a STUPID COW so he like mauled me to death with his clawz of doom bbut i was gonna kill him but then he turned into a COW AGIAN and then HEALED then i was ded and i was like WTFMANHAX. So i went to the druid forums, and told them that and they said something like "if the x of y =z than you cant be a participle phrase" so i was like WTF DANG GUYZ
Then this troll hunter came up to me and I was like LETS GO and he somehow pulled a big red arrow out of the sky over my head and like i couldnt charge so i was like WTF HAX YOU LOOK LIKE AN OCTUPUS YOU STUPID TROLL then he sent a friggan owl at me? an OWL???@?!?!?! I was like WTF man and he started like shootin me with like a gun or something and i like moved slower and his pet was like eating my brain and his arrows like peircing my liver i dont know how he had arrows while using a gun but he definately did but then i like died. So I went to the hunter forums and told them but they were talking something about how the owl is like food for an otter or something like fish eat cats only but i was like WTF DANG.
THEN IF YOU CAN BELIEVE it i got into AB so i was like cool the basin of arathi time to WTFPWN some noobs. Then this warrior came up to me and i was like WTF MAN and he like stuck a string in my ham or something and i like couldnt walk so i was like damn then he like shouted me and made me bleed so i was like WTFHAXE and then like he wacked me with this hammer and my hed hurt so he ws like BAM EXECUTE and i like died. So I went to the warrior forums and complained and they were kinda like "eh wtf? yur a warrior" so i was like WTF DANG.
Then I saw a priest and i was like man im gonna WTF PWN YOU and the preist like threw up a sheild and i was like WTFMANHAX and then he like flyaed my mind or something and i was like NO MAN GET OUT OF MY BRAIN and then he like HEALED HIMSELF DAMN and i was like WTF??!? and then he was like back at full health and then killed me i was like WTF YOU CANT HEAL YOURSELF YOU STUPID PREIST IF I CANT HAXHHAHAXHHAHXHAHHX. So i went to the priest forumss and complained and they said something like "when i ran MC a druid outhealed me" so i was like dang they arent listeing i mean WTF dang
THEN this rougue came out of nowhere and i was like WTFHAXHOWDUDOTHAT and then like hti me with like a dagger and i was like WTF YOU DAGGER ISNT LONG ENUFF TO PEIRCE MY ARMOR but then he like sapped me i mean WTF SAP COMES FROM A DANG TREE but then he like ran around doing krazy damage and i was like WTFMANSTOPLXPZOIMGONNAPWNU and then like dissapeared again and i was like OMGHAX and suurriously then he came up and killd me and i was like WTFHAX MAN GO PICK SOME POCKETS so i wtn to the rougue forums and they were happy that i spelld rougue right but then said go mate with a cow and call myself the father of the tauren race so i was like WTFDANG
THEN i went up against a warlock and her like demon succubus thingy came up and like wass gettin all seductive on me and i was like ok im down with that but then like WTF I GOT BLASTED BY A DANG BALL OF KRAZY DPS and the i liek ran at the warlock but he hit me with like DOTS and i was like DOTS WTF ARE DOTS I SEE NO DOTS but then i startd to see dots from bashing mmy head into the keyboard from anger but then the warlcok like did soemthing with dmg and like WTFPWNEDME so i was like what@!?!?!? so i went to the warlock forums and was like WTFMAN and they said something like "you actually took the seduction seroiusly? dang man get a lyphe" and they didnt lissen to me so i was like WTF DANG
SO THEN I COME HERE because i just got WTFPWNSAUCED by a bunch of guys and i hope you guys take my arguments more sersiously bcause im like WTFMADMAN aand its ticking my tocker and im PEE OED reallllll bad.
