Post by |AoD|LEADSOUP on Mar 11, 2004 4:26:49 GMT -6
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk answers "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner replies "You idiot!" You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk says "Of course, you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
